The friend goes to Tokyo to be on business at a time and sees a light hair blue-eyed being dressed in exposed girl to walk to come in in an elevator of deluxe mansion.My this friend small voice the colleague who ask a flank:"Is not this a chicken?"Who anticipate that girl fierce a turn head the city film of using the standard to say:Who does your Ya say?Small kind son!Seek to take out?"
6.An together the matter(MM) is in some airport in the United States, she and the another a(also MM) see before walk old grandmother of a white man, huge big that kind of of.A pair MM says with words in Shanghai in the behind:"Do not know to eat Shi Mao to edible as well is this Mao fat?"White man old grandmother turns head and answers Yue with words in Shanghai" has a meal!"
7.We together learn,Cheap Beats By Dr Dre, in New York, ask the way, a light hair beauty of huge pp, very warmhearted, also Chinese, hence take he walked a , chat, that classmate cries up to say, your Chinese speaks really goodly;That mm answer is huge strong, say that New York is a Chinese colony, can't Chinese go Mao!Ha ha
8.Last time my old mama takes the subway to ex- result in the door asleep suddenly waked up with a start to freely say a sentence while arrived stationing:Is a front door?Flank a foreign young man benefit horse nods to say:Is a front door!Hence old mama gets off ……
9.Once and the old daddy was just funny in France, we and 4 everyones are in the elevator, then I said a sentence with old daddy, "the foreigner was very tall", those people told in France me to am a foreigner and thought of to really throw a person at that time now.Still in all aspects France, I seek a bread in the supermarket, mouth inside keeps being saying a bread, bread, result flank a person tells me "bread is over there", I say besides the sentence"thanks".When Geneva has a meal, unexpectedly have a foreigner and I say Cantonese, and still very standard, dizzy~
10.My friend runs into a foreigner in the elevator.Three buttons of the shirt of that foreigners didn't button up.My friend says with her friend:"the chest hair of that foreigner is sexy".That foreigner immediately returns with Chinese:"thank".
Have a meal with friend at a Korea restaurant, the waiter has watermelon too Lang the similar hair was commented on along while by us, most terrible of is after n time that person also recklessly say to the time that we serve, , estimated that person to lost patience, our cookers put out and called he to light fire, that man speaks "careful fire, slowly eat" in standard Chinese, our three people went crazy at that time and stared blankly is don't understand!He useful English speak 1 time, we just slow lead absolute being, frightened!Is complete have no language!The empress half parts of this meal all have no how the Mao talk, be frightenned!To know that we ate vip at that this process in all didn't know how much a hideous mess of!Dizzy dead!
11.Still was once to statisticsed lesson, the teacher taught limit, underneath and together learned an estimate is to don't listen to clear, easy to read ask a "Shi Mao?", The teacher says:"Extreme limit!"The classmate is surprised, I don't understand.Then ask the person of flank:"Extreme limit Shi Mao meaning?Have never listenned to this phrase, how does the Mao work hard for?"I also went crazy with and roared loud" Chinese you didn't understand as well, limit extreme limit!"I suddenly realize form.From now on reform, don't dare again lesson in this light hair bushy beard to talk nonsense.
12.My a friend sat subway at that time abroad and stood in a draft too cold, arrived flank one foreign boy's flank for the Liu of very careful caution, let him block breeze, then, listen to that elder brothers say, "pretty intelligent of!"She was getting more silly at that time.
13.There is also a foreigner, it is to tell me in standard Chinese to stare blankly, he appreciates most Chinese's a habit in winter, hot feet, very comfortable.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2918 wolf to the love letter of rabbit rabbit
I the day think the rabbit rabbit that the night thinks:
Thought of you each time, I will well transfer each part of facial features to miss by displaying your sincerity.My left eyelid will jump, will constantly sneeze in a row, companion with eye of remember fondly a card tears flower.My left ear will height top and bottom the ground revolve and want to listen to your voice, although my right ear does contrary action, is also want to listen to your voice.The big mouth of my floss Rong will produce mightiness of thirst beg, conveniently from the tip of the tongue along with drip next be called the liquid of digesting the Mao, 1 drop, 2 drop ……the every drop be loath to part, the idea still don't exert.
The time that sees you each time, I whole body top and bottom is all of filled with exultation, I want to gentle and softly hug you and kiss your each inch territory;I want to contain you in and let you realize my warmth.You want to flounce and say that the that my hand is an evil hands, say me is a dangerous spot every time.I want to solemnly point out, these phrases are used unappropriate on me, but you always don't listen to and strongly shake ear, I have to with actual activity to prove!
Because the heart that love you is irresistable, I make you thorough into my stomach, on the spot visit what just call great of love?What just be called to tore heart crack lung?You are very quiet, I know and reform in my education we finally melt into 1 Be getting more whole, this be the common run of people says of"combine"?
Sometimes see a person so hard pursue a to call the eastern east of "love", I am unworthy for them very much!Rabbit rabbit, my love is different from them, I am to love yours, this is beyond all doubt, regardless how much distress, regardless what frustrated, this kind of loving this present life present lives can't obliterate.I love your the ear of sharp point and love your very red eyes, love the small mouth that you wriggle and love your soft body.I use my to wait for your arrival from cradle to the grave!Have no you me will definitely painfully depart from this life!
Come, lovely rabbit rabbit, get to my heart in!
Often the Hui love eats yours:Wolf
Yours faithfully, !
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2919 pants and its plug-in
Was a little bit ex- sky of to eat a turnip, indeed as expected and fluently annoy, all don't already put spirit all day long.Cause person to harm F, have already been seen by the surrounding person as the harmful effects, avoid to cannot compare with, make me even distress.Be deep in thought a bitterness to think at home in the evening, finally design the export surplus class special effect pants, not only solve vexed sorrow, but also add a many wit and humour for life.
The super special effect pants that designs totally has 4 F:In order to generate electricity a layer, the first floor makes use of the momentum of fart and the organic hydrogen sulfide air implying to generate electricity and store storage battery, can refresh for cellular phone walkman.This can not only generate electricity, but also generate electricity organic hydrogen sulfide air to later on convert into solid powder grain, these grains can eject while going to the stool.
The second floor is a separation layer, adopt SuperGoretexPlus material to combine an activated charcoal powder creation, allows oxygen, nitrogen spirit passes, and other strange smell air can be complete to filter.
The 3 F is to eliminate a sound layer, the adoption eliminates an asbestos silk to draw up and eject your air of voice decline to 5 decibel the following, stiller low than the voice of your heart palpitates.
The 4 F is then a special effect layer, support various plug-in, support now of the plug-in is as follows:
1.Music plug-in is that you eject gaseous of time give musical performance music, certainly is to regard classical music as principle, estimate the Earth after the decade person the whole music cultivated manners will consequently raise 100%.
2.The color plug-in is to let your fart have a color, for example you choice pink plug-in, once you break wind, people see giving out light of a pink air, from your empress the department gradually rise, whether is very cool
3.When bubble plug-in was you to break wind, wrap up with the similar bubble of an elephant lather, then slowly rise, arrive Gao Kong again automatically break, put air.The shape of bubble can weave a distance to make to order.When you vindicate toward your girl friend, the heart type of red bubble slowly rises, whether can add romantic atmosphere very much
4.The medical science analytical software can analyze you according to the air that you eject current body condition and food condition, even your emotion condition, and give the suggestion of professional workout and food.
5.The person whom the personality plug-in has very exhausts to line up for himself of have no personality but distress, this plug-in can work out their problems.Is to bomb a sky to move a ground of type, still lingering sound and curling up in the air types can arbitrarily choose, and can carry on characteristic make to order, absolutely convex now you Zhuo Er not the personality of cluster
The 6. ons-line plug-in is Int now
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